Alright, sooo my boyfriend and I broke up today.

And now a friend called me and woke me up to say he’s on his way to my house at 4 in the morning?? He lives two hours away and has repeatedly said he didn’t want to make the drive out here before. FINGERS CROSSED IT’S NOT SOME BIG, ROMANTIC GESTURE because HEY it’s been like… 6, maybe 7 hours since we broke up

nerdsandgamersftw:

nerdsandgamersftw:

If a wizard watched Doctor Who and the Weeping Angels became their worst fear then they came across a Boggart and it changed into an Angel, and since whatever takes the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel, would that bring Angels into existence in the Harry Potter universe?

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I apologize for nothing

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

king-18:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.